गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

Love letter that never reached the girl...

I still remember that day, the day when as usual I was 10 minutes early for the tuition...

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Friday, September 9, 2011

Looking for a job....

Recently, I came to know that I am getting old. Am I? Really? [My GF will hate me for writing this.... :)] 
Not that my face grew pale.... it must be due to the exam tension.... neither because of my excessive hair-fall, that too must be because of the cheap hair gel that I burrowed from my friends [hahaha.....].

I think now its time to do something.... a job maybe. As everyone in our class were talking about their dreams and future, at one point I took out my ID-card to confirm, was I really doing Engineering? It was an amazing feeling to know that there are very few who aim to become Software Engineers someday. Some wants to prepare for some Navy Exams, some going in military, some pilots and so so....

After listening to all this, I wonder why the hell am I with them crying, "I want to be a Software Engineer'. Infact, if I ask myself, I wonder if thats really my dream. 

So, I open a notepad [who grabs a pen and paper to write thoughts nowadays....] and start thinking and jotting down what do really want to do?

Though the list was going on and on, but some points really came from my heart :
1. I love to work with people more than machines and papers!!
2. I love to be with my family and friends
3. I love to be respected, to be loved and cared for.
4. I love inspiring people and being inspired.
5. I love making new friends and meeting new people more than dieing in a cubicle!!
6. I love travelling and seeing new places more than being stuck in the same environment for life!!
7. I love to learn new things and grow everyday..
8. I love freedom of time and money.
9. I love to see people excited about each others’ success and happiness
10. I love to see people completing each other than competing with each other..
11. I love to be my OWN boss.
12. I love to be in positive environment and develop positive environment around.
13. I love to be honest, compassionate, kind-hearted, generous, i.e., HUMANE..
14. I love to be successful by helping others for the same. “WIN-WIN”
15. I like to keep life-time relationships.
16. I like to bring “the GIANT within us”
17. I like to serve the people, the country and the humanity.
18. I would LOVE to LOVE and spread LOVE and get LOVE.

Now tell me..... what in the world will fulfill atleast some of my points above?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Letter to my son - Part 1

To,
[name_not_yet_decided] Bhandari
C/o: Yamraj and Sons Corporation
Human Manufacturing Industrial Area, Heaven
Sector 12, Block 9

From,
Mistr Bhandari [Future Dad]
Earth, Spiral Galaxy

Dear son,
How is your life going on? Are you manufactured yet? I don't think you are, because you mom and I have decided to delay your departure by 6-7 years. Actually I didn't wanted to keep you waiting but you know your mom, oh sorry you don't know your mom right? Don't worry you'll come to know about it in the later years and then you'll be sorry for me. :)

I hope your eyes have already been fitted else how will you read the letter? If not then you can ask someone like Chitragupt to read it for you.

Son, people here are debating about the presence of heaven and hell. I don't think there is any way to prove it when we are alive. So, will you do a favor for the mankind? Do anyone out there have a digital camera? If yes then please click some photos and mail me. If you don't have a camera then I hope you do have an internet connection. You can order one from ebay.com. They will ship the item within a week [or month as your place is bit far].

Another thing, I know that once you come to earth, you'll feel like going back to the place where you came from. But we cannot do so. The back link of the track that brought you here will be broken forever and you have to stay here no matter what. So before you board the train that brings you here, make sure you transfer all your bank account to our place.

Son, you should be mentally prepared to see and encounter many things that you may not be habituated to seeing. And nowadays hard work is rarely appreciated in our place. Make sure that you are present there when god is writing your fate. Before signing the agreement of your fate, reread all lines properly and correct it.

Had many things to say but don't know whether this letter will reach you or not. Reply me as soon as you get the letter. And say my regards to everyone out there.

With lots of love and care.
- Your future dad