गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

Love letter that never reached the girl...

I still remember that day, the day when as usual I was 10 minutes early for the tuition...

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Dont judge a book by its cover.... [A touching story]

[source: Internet]
A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn’t even deserve to be in Cambridge.

“We want to see the president,” the man said softly.
“He’ll be busy all day,”
the secretary snapped.
“We’ll wait,” the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn’t and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted.

“Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they’ll leave,” she said to him. He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn’t have the time to spend with them, but he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.

The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple. The lady told him, “We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus.”

The president wasn’t touched.... He was shocked. “Madam,” he said, gruffly, “we can’t put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery.”

“Oh, no,
” the lady explained quickly. “We don’t want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard.”

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, and then exclaimed, “A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard.” For a moment the lady was silent. the president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now. The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, “Is that all it costs to start a university? Why don’t we just start our own?” her husband nodded.

The president’s face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, travelling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name, Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

'I Love you dad' Dedicated to #1 Dad.

I wish to thank you for those
little big things,
like the ray of hope your smile
so often brings.

Like the claspig of your
helping hand,
like those soothing words
- "I understand".

Like your touch of
comfort after pain,
as the warmth
of sunshine after rain.

Like your unwavering support
through tears and trials,
like your consels that calm
all my fears.

Like your words of wisdom
as the rainbow in the sky,
Like your ability to
share without a sigh.

Like your giving deeds,
that fill my need for love,
like your wealth of prayers for me,
to the Lord above.

Like your gentle guidance
and devotion so deep,
like your sincere emotions
and the promises you keep.

Like the way in your praise,
my heart so often sings,
like that happy feeling
your company brings.

Like the way you help me
soar on eagle wings,
by doing some magic through
little big things.

Like the unending care
and the inspiration you give
I wish you to always by my side
in all the moments I live.

"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.... now and always"

Happy Fathers day!!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Reviews on my dream car


I remember the day when we were discussing our dreams. It was my turn and I said, 'I dream to own Bugatti Veyron someday!'

'Hmmmm..... whats the price?' Sir asked me.
I erred and replied 'Around 14 Crore!'

He stared at me with mouth wide open for some seconds and then wished me luck. But I know his 'best of luck' gonna get wasted....:)

Now, what is this car all about?
Any car lover would know that Bugatti Veyron is the most expensive modern car in the world. It leads the road with the maximum speed of up to 431 km/h which again makes it the fastest car in the world at present.

This car is designed by German Volkswagen Group and is said to be produced by Bugatti Automobiles. Read More....

But is this really my dream car?? Ummm..... no yes! but just my dream car. By the word 'dream', I only and only mean dream. I have dreamt of driving this car (with my gf by my side) many times.... but owning it in reality brings a chill to my spine.....

For: The sound of the engine will make everyone go crazy.... and even blinds will see you on the run. 

Against: It will make a very very big hole in your pocket.... not just hole in your pocket.... your bank accounts would go empty and you would be loaned an amount that even generations wont be able to pay!!


The next car on my list is one of the sweetest car in history. I saw this car in one of the showroom of Volkswagen that is located on the way to Begumpul from my place.

As I was sitting on the staff seat of the auto and chatting with the auto-wala and trying to convince him that Sikkim is a state that belongs to India and not Nepal, I saw a little yellow car in the showroom of Volkswagen as we passed near to it.

At first I thought that it was some kind of childs toy but later I googled and found this car to be called as Beetle.

Now, what is this car all about?
It is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen again. It is a vintage car that has been manufactured from 1938-2003 with lots of modifications and newer features included in every next design. More than 21 Million such cars have been manufactured till date. Read More....

No matter how ugly the name bettle sounds, it is as sweet as anything. The car looks girly and very sexy too. A best car to be gifted to sister or girlfriend..... isn't it?

The starting price is around 21 Lakh. Seriously guys, I have started saving money for this car... :)

For: Cutest ever.... you will love the compliments from chicks.

Against: Too girly.... guys wont get a chance to drive this car as womens will find themselves too over powered with the car key in their hand.

[Note: The reviews written above are based on my personal views and are meant for fun purpose only. I dont guarantee the correctness of the information provided above.]

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Bhanu Jayanti 2011: 'समाज यस्तै छ'

बिहानै उठी सिलिंगमा के चर्दै थिए भाईले सोध्यो मलाई
'कुकुरले गु पनि नखाई कता चढेको दाई?'

चड्दै चड्दै मैले भने, 'बाजेको रामायण निकाल्न चढेको'
भाई गर्ज्यो म माथि 'एन्जिनीरिंग गर्दैथिस होइन? के को रामायण पदनु परेको?'

'तेसो नभन केटा आज त भानु जयन्ति पो'
भन्दै हाम्रो बाजे कता बाट आएछन,
'को हो भानु?' भनि भाई ले सोद्धा
बाजे झन्डै मुर्छा परेछन!!

मलाई त एकदम रिस उठी हाल्यो
'माईकल ज्याकसन चिन्छस?' भनि सोधी हाले
'Yes Bro!' भनि भाई त बुरुक बुरुक उफ्रिनु थाल्यो,
'के भो?' भनि सोधे मैले
'के भो?' भनि सोधे मैले
भन्छ 'माईकल ज्याकसन को डान्स पो देखाको'

इसतब्द भई म अवाक्क बने
र केहि नभनी हेडमास्टर को घर तिर लागे
हात मा थमाई रामायण मैले, उनलाई सोधे
'कस्तो मनाउदैछन् सर भानु जयन्ति यस पाली?'
सरले भन्नु भयो,
'कस्तो भन्नु र भाई! उही त हो,
रामायण पदनु कोहि मान्दैनन, पाखे पो भन्छ भन्छन
दौरा सुरुवाल लाउनु कोहि मान्दैनन, scope down हुन्छ भन्छन!!'

यो कुरा सुनेर त मेरो चित्तै मरी आयो
भानु भक्त ले गरेको त्यो त्याग र बलिदान आज कता हरायो?

सर ले भन्नु भयो,
'हेर न भाई आजकल त अचम्मै छ
राम्रो संग नेपाली बोल्नु नआउने ले पनि broken english पर्कौनै पर्ने रे
जुम्रा सरि को केश korean style पार्नै पर्ने रे
जातीय भेस-भूसा लाउन सरम हुने रे
दस ठाउँ टालेको jeans pant नै लाउने रे
तिमी नै भन भाई,
यो पारा ले हाम्रो जाति र समाज कसरी अघि बर्ने?
हाम्रो जाति र समाज कसरी अघि बर्ने?'

Posting this poem a month before Bhanu Jayanti because they say.....
'कल करे सो आज कर, आज करे सो अब' :)