Love Story of Vishal....

"Abey saaley.... mar gaya kya?" I banged his door every morning at around 11 A.M. (It is still morning, isn't it?). And a faint voice from inside, "jinda hoon bey!!"

This was a routine that we followed every morning.... Our flat was never silent if both of us were awake and together, always pulling each others legs and fighting! "Tujhe kisney bhej diya saale engineering karney?" "Mere sath rehkar itna toh tamiz sikh ley bey." 

I never knew that the jolly and fun loving guy had a poet inside and so many hidden stories. "Chal aaj tujhe mein apna love story batata hoon!" he said in a serious tone one day. I couldn't control my laughter and fell of my bed laughing to make fun of his poetry.... As I knew he would do the same if I would say that to him!!

In a serious tone he said, "Ye maine apne us girlfriend k liye likha tha jo mar gayi...". Unoffended by me laughing till my last breath. My face changed the reaction as if I was caught with a Kingfisher and a cigarette in my hand by my mom! 

"Sach mein?" I asked and waited impatiently for his reply. He narrated his first serious love story to me. And it goes like this: He was madly in love with one girl and they were in relationship. They used to chat whole night and their talks never seemed to finish. With each passing day, they fell more in love with each other.

Then..... this incident happened. Their love was at its peak at that time. It had become their routine to talk over phone till morning, sacrificing their sleep, call it love or the cheap call rates at night. One similar morning, my friend Vishal received a call at around 7 AM from his girl friend. They had talked till 5:30 AM that morning and Vishal had just been able to get a sleep. His girl suddenly wanted a break up. He was startled because they had talked fine a couple of hour ago. They had no problem in their relationship, but she suddenly wanted a breakup and she had no reason, she simple wanted breakup.

Startled and little angry over her action, Vishal thought she is just being childish and she would be fine after a couple of days. But after couple of days he heard the news that she committed suicide and left no suicide note.... No one knew why she ended her life, what her real problem was, why she sacrificed her golden days to come!

At that time, he wrote this poem to her then-dead girl friend. As he was reading that poem to me, it touched my heart. For the first time in my life I was listening to a poem with a hidden story behind it. If I would read it unaware of circumstances under which it was written, the poem may not be that interesting and touching but after knowing the truth behind it, it surely touched my heart.

"Na jane kyu maine ye moti us ke liye baha diye,
Jise shok mera dil todne ka tha....
Is kadar tootkar chaha unhe humne,
Jinhe itminaan mere tootne ka tha....
Kis kadar koi apna sa lagne lagta hai,
Kis kadar koi apna sa hone lagta hai,
Ye wo kya janenge kabhi,
Jinhe to sukoon bewafayi Se milta hai....
Hum sath unke chalne ke sapne sanjote rahe,
Magar unhe to sath chuda ke jana tha....
Kyu aaye meri zindgi ko tabaah kerne tum,
Kyu muje chahat ka aayina dikhaya,
Hum jis aaiyne ke aakhs me jinhe dhoondte rahe,
Unhe toota hua kaanch acha lagta tha....
Ja hi rahe the to kamsE kam mere pyar ka mazak to na yu banate tum,
Magar uhne to pyar me rota hua koi aasik acha lagta tha....
Mere aansuo ki keemat itni bhi to sasti nhi thi,
Jo unhe aankhe bhi na naseeb huyi,
Basa liya unhe hi aapni aakho me,
Jinhe shauk aakho me aansu dekhney ka tha....."

It was hard for him to spend a couple of days, weeks or months maybe... But life goes on!! We move on!! We cannot simply sit back and live with the past. 

Now he is a happy man, happily married to a wonderful women, loving each other madly again. But the pain that resides in the heart sometime surfaces to his heart.... mostly when he takes a couple of shots or some Vijay Mallya's Kingfisher!!

About Vishal:
Vishal Tomer is a Civil Engineer who did his engineering from KITE, UPTU. (Un)Fortunately he shared the flat with us at Indrapuram where I stayed. A good friend who never knew saying "No" to anything.... 

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“ गल्फ्रेन्ड ” - Girlfriend [Nepali Poem]

Poem Title:  “ गल्फ्रेन्ड ”

Genre: Comedy

नभै हुंदै नहुने

भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने,

कस्तो हो यो गल्फ्रेन्ड भन्ने प्राणी

खर्ल्याप-खुर्लुप पारेर जाने ॥

साथी-भाई हाथ समाई हिड़ेको देख्दा,

रातभरि गुन-गुन गुन-गुन गरेको सुन्दा,

क्लासमा संगै टाँसिएर बसेको देख्दा,

अनि संगै केंटिन धाएको देख्दा,

मलाई पनि असंतुलित रहर जागेर आयो

एकान्तमा च्वांक म्वाई खाएको देख्दा ॥

बल्ल-तल्ल एउटी मैले पनि छाने,

जोत-जात, लतर-पतर कुरा गरि एसो मनाए,

खुब आकाश पटि हेरेर हिड़ने भए

गल-फ्रेंडको धनि भए भनि ॥

त्यो रात त आकाशमा कालो बादल छायो,

चट्यांग-चुटुंग पनि जोड़ै गर्यो,

सिरक भित्र गुटुमुटु भई रातभरि गफ हाने,

तर प्रक्रितिको संदेश बुझ्नै सकिन,

हरेक चट्यांगले चिच्याई-चिच्याई कराएछ

तेरो कालो दिन शुरु भयो भनि ॥

त्यस पछि उहि त हो,

मोबाईलको बिलले गगन चुम्बकांति गर्यो,

टेड्डी र के-के बेच्ने भैया पनि जोड़ै उक्सियो

झन त्यो केंटिनको आज्ञा त........ ॥

फेरि भएन हफ्तै पछि घुम्नु जानु पर्ने रे,

नत्र relationship मा प्रोब्लेम आऊछ रे,

हरेक दिवस मा गिफ्ट नदिए

Importance घट्छ रे ।।

गिफ्ट दिंदा दिंदै पनि

Restaurant धाऊद-धाऊदै पनि,

रिसाको रिसाकै

एउटा कल नउठाऊदा पनि ॥

निंद्रा लाग्यो भन्नै नपाऊने, बोलनै पर्ने

पैसा छैन भन्नै नपऊने, आउनै पर्ने

समोसा दोकान त देख्दै नदेख्ने

Subway र CCD धाऊनै पर्ने ॥

तिम्रो dress up भएन रे,

तिम्रो hair style मन परेन रे,

कांटा ले खानु जानिन रे,

Romantic हुनु सकिन रे

यो सब जान्दा जान्दै love नै किन गर्नु ?

यो सोझो थिटो लाई tension किन दिनु ?

कुनै केटिले यो पढ़दैछ भने,

मुख बंगाएर ‘What rubbish!!’ नभनिदिनु

म पिड़ित B.F. को तर्फबाट लेख्दैछु

हाम्रो पनि पिड़ा बुझिदिनु......

कुनै केटाले पढ़दैछ भने,

मुसु-मुसु हाँस्दैछ भने,

कता कता घोंच्दैछ होला

‘मेरै कथा लेखेछ बजियाले’ सोंच्दै होला.....

हे नारि हो, हे G.F. हो

हामी B.F. जातिलाई पनि दया गरिदेऊ,

सत्य कुरा लेख्दैछु  म,

गल्ति भए माफ गरिदेऊ ॥

- Amir Bhandari, 'छ्त्रे'

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Three years of DVSIET.....

For the last time I was there at college, looking at all the faces that I had fun with. Some I teased, some I flirted with and some I didn't even speak a word to.

Last day of my college, I was waiting for my turn for my project presentation. Staring at my computer, I can see tabs of the browser holding content of some job sites, blogger and ofcourse facebook!

Suddenly one of my classmate comes to me and sits on the chair by my side, the chair that has one missing stand and he can fall anytime. He utters, 'bhai ab kya plan hai?'. I look at him, then the computer, then the examiner and then smile and say 'dekhte hey bhai.... kuch plan wan nahi hai abhi toh...'

Then I start thinking about how the three years has gone by. I try to remember the moments that I have spent here at DVSIET as there was nothing to search in google, nothing to post in my blog and nothing to comment or like in Facebook.

What comes in my mind is not the lectures that I had in the class, not the assignments that I copied in the last moments, not the lab files that I completed whole night staying awake, not the projects that I gave 101% to, not the marks that I scored in the internal, not even the vivas where I acted smart, not the presentation that I gave in the seminars, not the notes that I xeroxed in the library, not the doubts that I cleared in the cabin of my favourite teacher, not even the guest lectures that I had in the laboratory.

Seriously what comes in my mind about my three years in B.Tech is the treat that our Microprocessor lecturer gave, how I bunked the boring lectures and sat in the shed at the so called Mughal Garden of DVSIET watching the love birds and wishing I had my gf here too, the songs I sang in the class, the North East program that we organised when we were in the second year, the way I jumped off the wall of the hostel and went to the Satguru Dhaba at the highway when the guard was snoring, how we were there in the market at 11 PM searching for Cornetto Ice Cream, how we organised meetings of the MLM at our favourite Yogi Farms, how we went to some 5 star hotel in Ghaziabad to attend a meeting but had bananas at the thelawala outside the hotel, how we traveled in the train without ticket from Delhi to Meerut so many times and never got caught, how we went to the 'Bhole ki jhal' to have a bath in the muddy water and many other stuffs.....

I suddenly realise, though I have learnt so many new things during this three years, so many new technologies, so many new languages, new experiences, but what I will cherish my whole life is the fun that I had.

I had heard that Engineering is all about learning 'JUGAAD'. I actually don't know what jugaad is, but all I know is that the experience that I had here in these three years is something that would take decades to learn, the various types of people I met is something I can tell to my child or my grand child.

Reading some dosage of crimes every morning in the local news paper, I had doubts that will I survive here? But luckily I did and with all ups and downs, the three years has passed by and made me an Engineer.

Best of luck to all to all my classmates... Hope to meet you someday, somewhere!!

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Old/Modern Nepali Ukhans.....

Here is a collection of some old ukhans and a modern version of it. The meaning of the modern unkhans remains the same with some pinch of humor to it. Enjoy!!

Old: Kina runchas mangaley...... afnai dhangaley.
New: Kina runchas mangaley.... GF ko tension ley!!

Old: Kaam payenas buhari, gundruk ma istri laga.
New: Kaam payenas buhari confession-confession khel...!!

Old: Jun goru ko singh chaina, teskai naam tikhey.
New: Jasley bau-aama kutcha, uskai naam shrawan kumar!!
New: Jun goru ko sing chaina tesko bistari palawcha!!

Old: Napauey le kera payo bokrai sanga khayo.
New: Napauney le walkman payo, marau ma bajayo!!
New: Napauney le candle payo, simaltarul samjera khayo!!

Old: Bhor ma janey goru lai ram-ram bhanna sakincha, kadh launa sakindaina.
New: Bhir ma janey goru lai all the best!!

Old: Junai jogi aye pani kanai chireko.
New: Junai party aye pani janta lai lollypop!!

Old: Nahcna Jandaina agan tero.
New: Nachna jandaina Michael Jackson lai dosh!!

Old: Hagi sakyo, dailo dekhyo.
New: Hagi sakyo, pani chaina!!

Old: Mukh ma ram ram, bagli ma chura.
New: Mukh ma ram ram, gozi ma quarter!!

Old: Khnaey mukh lai junga le chekdaina.
New: Khaney bhudi lai naito le chekdaina!!

Old: 12 barsa ramayan padyo.... Sita kasko budi bhanda Hanuman ko.
New: 12 barsa Ramayan padayo...........chora Christan bhayo!!

Old: Ghati herera hadh nilnu.
New: ghatti herera highneck kinnu!!

Old: Lato larcha ek baldyang, batho larcha 3 baldyang.
New: Lato larcha ek baldyang, batho lardai lardaina!!

Old: Jasley maha katcha, tesley hath chatcha.
New: Jasley maha katcha, maha mai chiplincha!!

And some others:
Bhara chora tera nati ..panati panatina ta katti ko katti..!!
fb lai chahiyo beautiful n handsome face, nani lai chahiyo american lays!!
Khai na khai lather ko topi lai!!
Facebook lai beautiful face, Nani lai American lays!!

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Grow up sisters..... [16+]

He wont use condoms, you use pills
Why? Because he wants it natural?
(Do you know of ovarian cancer and infertility?)
He gets you pregnant, you have aborted like 5 times.
Why? Because he is not ready!.
GROW UP!

He is tired of natural place for copulation.
He moves to your ass saying its tighter.
Then you begin to leak & smell.
Why? Because you want to please
& not loose him...
GROW UP!

You have been wearing his engagement ring,
for close to 4yrs.
He is not wearing any... Why?
Because he has promised you marriage.
GROW UP MY SISTER.!

He wants a Blowjob.
Yet he wont give you head.
Why? Because he feels you are not so clean there....
GROW UP MY SISTER!

You dress half naked,
thinking you look sexy & hot.
He isn't complaining.
But he has more cloths on.
Dont be surprised when he takes a more decent girl home...
GROW UP LADY.....

A guy dumps you, you wanna pay him back
& all you could do is to sleep with his friend?
and you think this is pay back?
like seriously???
SISTERS GROW UP.....

You think getting pregnant for him
will make him marry you...
GROW UP GIRL....
You become a single mama with 'No Job'
No means for feeding your baby and yourself
So...you leave junior with Grandma &
Go back to the Hustling field
Then you begin to say, "M­en Are Wicked!"
Whose fault?
Please ladies, be wise!
You know you deserve better than this...
Don't always be at the loosing end!!!

- Anonymous

This is a piece that I found on Facebook and really moved me. I think this article must be forwarded and read atleast once by every teenage girl. And more importantly taken positively as an awareness matter. How true, that due to advancement of so called thinking and in the race to be advance, people are going beyond limits. Highly moved by the western culture, they try to adapt what they see and hear in movies, internet and other medias.

Though it is a high time that people change their mentality, but we cannot expect all the people in the world to change theirs at once. All we can do is be careful ourselves, specially girls. 

"Live with dignity and world will treat you with respect......"

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