गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

Love letter that never reached the girl...

I still remember that day, the day when as usual I was 10 minutes early for the tuition...

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Poem Title: काकी झुण्डिन् रे.....!! (Kaki jhundin re...!!)

This article is all about domestic violence and its aftermath.

Poem Title: काकी झुण्डिन् रे.....!! 

आज निकै खैला-बैला देख्दैछु
काका-काकी को घरमा
मान्छेको भिड़ पनि निकै छ
तिर्पल पनि ओड़ाईएको छ,
कोहि रुँदैछ्न् डाको छोड़ी
कोहि सुकसुकाईरहेछ
कोहि फेरि आँखा भरि आँसु बनाई
एकोहोरो टोलाईरहेछ ॥

एसो सोध-खोज गर्दा, काकी खसेछ्न्
रातिनै कतिबेला, पासो लगाई झुण्डिएछ्न्
सधैं मिठो बोल्ने ति काकी
त्यो हाँसिलो अनुहार,
मानौ उनि संग दुख भन्ने केहि थिएन,
तर अचानोको पिर खुकुरीले बुझ्दैन भने झै
उनको पनि आफ्नै पिर थिएछ,
सधै रक्सि खाएर घर आउने काकाले
कति घर-झगड़ा गर्थेछ्न्,
कति पिटथेछ्न्, कति जगाटाउथेछ्न्,
कति अरु संग आँखा लगाई
नाना थरि भन्थेछ्न् ॥

बुढ़ि कुटेर आफुलाई मर्द ठान्ने काका
आज एक कुनामा बसिरहेछ्न्,
ति निर्धक्क सुतिरहेकी काकीलाई
नियालेर हेरिरहेछ्न्......
अब काकाले कसलाई कुटेर
आफ्नो मर्दको सबूत दिने ?
कसलाई जगटाएर आफु बलियो महसुस गर्ने ?

त्यस्ता हजारौ काकाहरु छन् हाम्रो समाजमा,
पल्लो घर, ओल्लो घर,
माथिल्लो घर, तल्लो घर,
कोहि त आफ्नै घरमा होलान्,
जसलाई आफु मर्द हुँ भनेर
आफैलाई सधैं सम्झना गराउनु पर्छ,
बुढ़ि कुटेर, आमा-बाउ कुटेर.....
र त्यस्ता काकीहरु पनि छन होला
जो समाज को डरले, लाजले,
केहि नबोलि, शरिरभरि चोट बोकि
हाँसिरहेछ्न्, खोक्रो खुशि देखाईरहेछन् ॥

मर्दनै हुनु मन छ तिमीलाई भने
लड़ न ति समाजका कुप्रथाहरु सित,
ति जात-पात बेकारका ढ़ोङहरु सित,
हाम्रो अस्तित्वलाई औंला ठराउने सित,
ति हाम्रो चेलि-बेटी माथि हात-पात गर्ने,
छेड़-छाड़ गर्ने, बलात्कार गर्ने
लड़ न तिमी ति स्यालहरु सित,
ति हाम्रा छोराहरुलाई नानाथरि टेब्लेट बेच्ने
ति नशाका ब्यापारीहरु सित,
लड़छौनै तिमी भने,
लड़ तिमी ति भ्रष्टचारीहरु सित
ति सोझ-साझालाई लुट्ने हरेक लुटेराहरु सित
नछोड़ बरु कसैलाई,
ति समाजका बोझ र कलंकहरुलाई
जरै देखि उखेलेर फालिदेउ,
र पो मान्नेछौं तिमीलाई मर्द
त्यो मातेर भाँड़ा पछार्दैमा ,
ति निर्बल नारिलाई कुट्दैमा त तिमी
हाँसो को पात्रो बन्दैछौ,
एउटा नहुनु पर्ने उदाहरण बन्दैछौ ॥

अझै पनि बुझ्दैनौ तिमीले भने
भोलि फेरि एउटी काकी, माईजु, फुपु,
दिदी, बहिनी, छ्यामाको घरमा
फेरि तिर्पल ओड़ाईनेछ,
फेरि कोहि जिउ भरि चोट र
मनभरि पीर बोकि पासो लाउनेछ्न्,
कोहि बिख खानेछ्न्, कोहि हाम फाल्नेछ्न्,
स-साना नानि हरु पछि छोड़ेर,
उनिहरुको कलिलो हृदयमा नमेटिने छाप छोड़ेर ॥

- अमिर भण्डारी, ‘छ्त्रे’
मलबाँसे, सोरेङ

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Munu's Diary!


Name?
Munu.

Nicknames?
I hate being called with nicknames. Especially 'pussy-cat'. Doens't that sound vulgar?

Age?
3 years.

Owners?
Amir and his family. But let me make this clear, they don't own me, I own them.
Amir is very much understanding, he understands when I am hungry, when I want to play, when I want to slip under his warm blanket, and the list goes on. But I am allergic to his brother Anup, he lifts me and cuddles me when I dont want to, and most hating part, he disturbs me when I am having a good nap.... arggghhhh!!

Brief Biography?
I was born at Kurseong and brought to Malbasey when I was just 3 months. I loved it here and blended with the family soon enough and I rarely missed my mom and sister.

Catchphrase?
'Give me food...'
'No, I dont wanna play right now...'
'Was that suri?'
'Give me food... Give me food... Give me food...'

Suri?
Oh yeah, she is my CGF (Cat G.F.). I love spending time with her but she is always running away from me. Sigh...

Favorite habits?
Sleeping on the lap, Giving innocent looks to the owner when they are having meal, Biting and scratching the hands and feet of the owner.

Perfect Evening?
Eat chicken legs, yawn... yawn... & yawn, snooze on the lap, Repeat.

Favorite Food?
Anything that is not vegetarian.

Defining Moment?
The day my owners cut my long fangs so that I could stop peeling of the skin of those who keep doing things to me I didn't like. I cannot climb a tree and the situation is worst when I see some squirrels in the tree and I can do nothing but stare.

Enemies?
I am not scared of anyone or anything though, except the black dog from the house above, the white dog that barks every time he sees me, the stray dogs that sometimes comes over, and every other dog. The stick that my owner sometimes flicks when I meow too much asking for food in wrong times.

If you could do one thing to make the world a better place for felines, what would it be? 
Ummm.... hang chicken legs everywhere and make cozy warm places everywhere so that all cats can have a good meal and a good sleep. And make all dogs afraid of cats.

Any message for dogs?
Yes.... Listen all the scary and filthy creatures, we don't have any personal grudges with you and we ain't afraid of you either. We just want to sleep and not get disturbed. We are a very friendly creatures and don't liked to be sniffed. Just don't come near us and avoid problems.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Saraswati Puja 2014 - A glimpse!!

Like 2013, this year too, students of Malbasey were enthusiastic about celebrating Saraswati Puja in a grand manner at Sarva Dharma Mandir (Sai Mandir), Malbasey, West Sikkim. Within a very short time, plannings were made and executed in a excellent manner.

These two days had everything like fun, devotion, spirituality, team work, management and everything.

As they say, 'Picture speaks more than a thousand words...' I present here a glimpse of the Saraswati Puja celebrated at our place by the students:

Rally by the students.

Drawing competition where kids showcased their hidden talents.

Munch Munch Munch..... Its prasadam time....

Spirituality coming a moment before fun....

And there.... last glimpse of Saraswati.

Prabhakar.... The victim of the mob water asault.
Unsensored Pose...!!

Finally... all drenched and wet in the chilling water!!