Love Story of Vishal....

"Abey saaley.... mar gaya kya?" I banged his door every morning at around 11 A.M. (It is still morning, isn't it?). And a faint voice from inside, "jinda hoon bey!!" This was a routine that we followed every morning.... Our flat was never silent if both of us were awake and together, always pulling each others legs and fighting! "Tujhe kisney bhej diya saale engineering karney?" "Mere sath rehkar itna toh tamiz sikh ley bey."  I never...

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“ गल्फ्रेन्ड ” - Girlfriend [Nepali Poem]

Poem Title:  “ गल्फ्रेन्ड ” Genre: Comedy नभै हुंदै नहुने भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने, कस्तो हो यो गल्फ्रेन्ड भन्ने प्राणी खर्ल्याप-खुर्लुप पारेर जाने ॥ साथी-भाई हाथ समाई हिड़ेको देख्दा, रातभरि गुन-गुन गुन-गुन गरेको सुन्दा, क्लासमा संगै टाँसिएर बसेको देख्दा, अनि संगै केंटिन धाएको देख्दा, मलाई पनि असंतुलित रहर जागेर आयो एकान्तमा च्वांक म्वाई खाएको देख्दा ॥ बल्ल-तल्ल एउटी मैले पनि छाने, जोत-जात,...

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Three years of DVSIET.....

For the last time I was there at college, looking at all the faces that I had fun with. Some I teased, some I flirted with and some I didn't even speak a word to. Last day of my college, I was waiting for my turn for my project presentation. Staring at my computer, I can see tabs of the browser holding content of some job sites, blogger and ofcourse facebook! Suddenly one of my classmate comes to me and sits on the chair by my side, the...

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Old/Modern Nepali Ukhans.....

Here is a collection of some old ukhans and a modern version of it. The meaning of the modern unkhans remains the same with some pinch of humor to it. Enjoy!! Old: Kina runchas mangaley...... afnai dhangaley. New: Kina runchas mangaley.... GF ko tension ley!! Old: Kaam payenas buhari, gundruk ma istri laga. New: Kaam payenas buhari confession-confession khel...!! Old: Jun goru ko singh chaina, teskai naam tikhey. New: Jasley bau-aama...

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Grow up sisters..... [16+]

He wont use condoms, you use pills Why? Because he wants it natural? (Do you know of ovarian cancer and infertility?) He gets you pregnant, you have aborted like 5 times. Why? Because he is not ready!. GROW UP! He is tired of natural place for copulation. He moves to your ass saying its tighter. Then you begin to leak & smell. Why? Because you want to please & not loose him... GROW UP! You have been wearing his engagement ring, for close...

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