Old/Modern Nepali Ukhans.....

Here is a collection of some old ukhans and a modern version of it. The meaning of the modern unkhans remains the same with some pinch of humor to it. Enjoy!!

Old: Kina runchas mangaley...... afnai dhangaley.
New: Kina runchas mangaley.... GF ko tension ley!!

Old: Kaam payenas buhari, gundruk ma istri laga.
New: Kaam payenas buhari confession-confession khel...!!

Old: Jun goru ko singh chaina, teskai naam tikhey.
New: Jasley bau-aama kutcha, uskai naam shrawan kumar!!
New: Jun goru ko sing chaina tesko bistari palawcha!!

Old: Napauey le kera payo bokrai sanga khayo.
New: Napauney le walkman payo, marau ma bajayo!!
New: Napauney le candle payo, simaltarul samjera khayo!!

Old: Bhor ma janey goru lai ram-ram bhanna sakincha, kadh launa sakindaina.
New: Bhir ma janey goru lai all the best!!

Old: Junai jogi aye pani kanai chireko.
New: Junai party aye pani janta lai lollypop!!

Old: Nahcna Jandaina agan tero.
New: Nachna jandaina Michael Jackson lai dosh!!

Old: Hagi sakyo, dailo dekhyo.
New: Hagi sakyo, pani chaina!!

Old: Mukh ma ram ram, bagli ma chura.
New: Mukh ma ram ram, gozi ma quarter!!

Old: Khnaey mukh lai junga le chekdaina.
New: Khaney bhudi lai naito le chekdaina!!

Old: 12 barsa ramayan padyo.... Sita kasko budi bhanda Hanuman ko.
New: 12 barsa Ramayan padayo...........chora Christan bhayo!!

Old: Ghati herera hadh nilnu.
New: ghatti herera highneck kinnu!!

Old: Lato larcha ek baldyang, batho larcha 3 baldyang.
New: Lato larcha ek baldyang, batho lardai lardaina!!

Old: Jasley maha katcha, tesley hath chatcha.
New: Jasley maha katcha, maha mai chiplincha!!

And some others:
Bhara chora tera nati ..panati panatina ta katti ko katti..!!
fb lai chahiyo beautiful n handsome face, nani lai chahiyo american lays!!
Khai na khai lather ko topi lai!!
Facebook lai beautiful face, Nani lai American lays!!