Since when did facebook - "A social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them" turn into a channel through which people shove down our throats posts/pictures that are really annoying but we are forced to like them because we need our posts/pictures to be liked in return.
The following are the compilation of the most annoying people on Facebook.
THE OVER SHARER:
Do we really need to know what you did last weekend? Or last night? Or what are you doing right now at this very moment? Even before one can properly hit the 'log in' button, every nano minute of your friends' lives in on display for the world to know.
Ya, this includes
- the duck face in the movie halls(Dabang2 roxx....),
- the metal sign in the pubs(Chilling wid ma homies....),
- pictures of what food they ate(Waiting for the order at MacD....),
- and later status from their loo(Stomach upset....),
Some people even go one step ahead and post their 'current' location on their pages, you know, just to let the world know that they are at xyz location, eating paani-puri with their BFFs (tagged in the update, ofcourse).
ATTENTION SEEKERS:
Its true that everyone is seeking attention on some level but these guys use the most cringe worthy tactics. Like taking the quiz, 'Which bollywood actress do you look like?' Facebook applications says you look like Katrina!! Well, then you definitely do 'coz FB is never wrong. Or even worse 'Who have a crush on you?' yuck...
Or posting the lyrics of Avril's or Taylor's song so that everyone asks you 'Is everything ok?' Or posting some vague philosopher's quote because you are so intellectual, which a 100 people will 'like' because they are also intellectual.
Worst offenders? Dramatic exes, who, when arent busy tearing apart their former loves on their walls are busy changing their relationship status. Since this isn't a ______ movie and you arent Tom Cruise and ______, we seriously dont give a damn.
ONES WITH MARRIAGE TIMELINE:
Its been proved that married people are the most hyperactive FB users, effectively turning the website to shaadi.com. Logging on means having to face the onslaught of wedding & honeymoon pictures and worst of all, wedding countdowns. Did you know that marriage isn't official until your relationship status says so and a thousand people like it and comment on it, like 'cool bro' or 'congrats'.
FRIENDS MAKER:
Its really great to make new friends on FB but what if you find yourself as one friend among their 9871 other friends? Do they feel that there is some award that they are gonna get if their friend list is the largest in the FB community? God knows!!
ONES WITH DUCK FACES:
We all know that face, right? The one that every girl makes whenever there's a camera in the room. The one they think makes them look like Angelina Jolie but they actually just look like ducks.... or even worse, fish!! The duck face is usually accompanied by equally painful looking body contortions and black and white photography.
Dont tell me you have seen a boy's picture with a duck face? Really? M already sick....
ONES WITH BABY PICTURES:
They are cute ofcourse and its really nice if there are some pics on FB. But it really gets boring after the 101st picture, when you run of your awwwwws. And the worst one, having a FB account for their babies through which they send you friend requests? There's just a thin line between cute and creepy, and your baby just crossed that line by commenting on my pic.
DAILY WISHERS:
What if someday you log in and you see all the 1200 friends of yours, posting their status, 'Good morning friends!'
These are the people who dont forget to post 'Good night, friends....' on their walls before they goto sleep everyday. But even after an hour you find them online, replying to the comments on their post 'Good night to you too!'.
ONES ON RELATIONSHIP:
Wasn't he/she 'in relationship with' someone else yesterday? and with someone else a week before??
Why doesn't FB provide a feature where the people can show the list of their exes who they were in relationship with in the past(If you are already showcasing everything in FB then why to hide this one, isn't it?)
Ok we came to know that you are in relationship with xyz(if you really think that we care), and we believed it, but is it necessary to post a pic of you hugging her or worst, kissing her??
Note: The characters depicted above are purely original. If it has resemblence with any living person, then it is just a fact.
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