गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

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Monday, November 28, 2011

छत्रेको डायरी - भाग १ [Chatrey ko diary - Part 1]

छत्रेको डायरी - भाग १ २० साल पुग्दा नपुग्दै आफु बुड़ो भएको भावनाले ग्रसित भएर कलम चलाउन बाध्य भए | यतिका सालहरुमा मुस्किल ले ५ फीट बढेको यो ठाडो शरीर कुन दिन पुलुक्कै हुने हो र आफ्नो नामको अघि पनि स्वर्गवासी टायटल थपिने हो |  हुनु त मैले स्वर्ग जाने केहि काम गरेको छु जस्तो त लाग्दैन तरै पनि आजसम्म कसैले 'नर्गवासी फलानो ढिस्को' भनेको नसुनेको ले यो मनमा कता-कता हर्स पनि लाग्छ, स्वर्गै जान्छु भनेर | हिजो मात्र जस्तो लाग्छ कट्टु बिनाको हाप्पेन...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Me VS Onion........

Though scientists have their own theories and reasons why tears roll out of our eyes when we peel onions. But for me it was something different..... as I was deeply moved by a theory that I heard in my childhood days. I remember a day when I was peeling onions... crying, as if I broke up with my first girl friend. My grandma yelled... 'pyaj sahanu nasakney le buri sahanu sakdaina hai keta....' [Boy! those who can't bear onions can't bear their...

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

यो फुटेको खप्पर...... भाग-1 [Yo futeko khappar - part 1]

यो फुटेको खप्पर...... भाग-1 हिजो आज त अचम्मै हुनु थालेको छ। मनमा नाना थरीको भावनाहरु आइ रहन्छ।  खोइ यो मेरो मनभित्र कुनै साहित्यकारको आत्मा पस्यो कि क्या हो? होला......मन मनै कविता लेख्न थालेको छु। झन हिजो त अचम्मै भयो, एउटा महकाब्य लेखी पठाए। एउटा राम्री केटी देख्नै हुँदैन, मनमा के के भावनाहरु आउन थाल्छ। तर खोइ, त्यो मनको भावनाको छाप गालामा बस्छ भनेर डर  लाग्छ। त्यसैले यो भावनालाई मनभित्रै गुम्साएर राख्न  बाध्य छु।  मन...

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Engineers working on Project MOMO.

After we came to know that one of our junior had a moktu [* who doesn't know about the utensil used for making momos?], we went frenzy and decided to go for it as it was a week day and we wanted to have some fun. Task was distributed and I along with one of my friend got a cockeyed task of fetching 2kgs of cabbage from the market in the clinchy heat. As someone had to go anyway, we went off.... complaining about the maladministration. After our feeble...

Friday, September 9, 2011

Looking for a job....

Recently, I came to know that I am getting old. Am I? Really? [My GF will hate me for writing this.... :)] Not that my face grew pale.... it must be due to the exam tension.... neither because of my excessive hair-fall, that too must be because of the cheap hair gel that I burrowed from my friends [hahaha.....]. I think now its time to do something.... a job maybe. As everyone in our class were talking about their dreams and future, at one point...

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Letter to my son - Part 1

To,[name_not_yet_decided] BhandariC/o: Yamraj and Sons Corporation Human Manufacturing Industrial Area, HeavenSector 12, Block 9 From,Mistr Bhandari [Future Dad]Earth, Spiral Galaxy Dear son,How is your life going on? Are you manufactured yet? I don't think you are, because you mom and I have decided to delay your departure by 6-7 years. Actually I didn't wanted to keep you waiting but you know your mom, oh sorry you don't know your mom right? Don't...

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Why 'Sikkim' in Sikkim Mahananda Express.......?

'53 Waiting List in North-East Express!' said the person at the ticket reservation counter and stared at me waiting for my reply. I was there reserving a ticket for my journey back home for the Summer Vacation. 'A confirm ticket on any train would be okay', I said. He was again busy with the railway reservation site looking for any seats left in any trains. 'huh..... 112 seats left in Sikkim Mahananda Express!' I jumped off my feet in sheer...

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Dont judge a book by its cover.... [A touching story]

[source: Internet]A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn’t even deserve to be in Cambridge.“We want to see the president,” the man said softly. “He’ll be busy...

Saturday, June 11, 2011

'I Love you dad' Dedicated to #1 Dad.

I wish to thank you for those little big things,like the ray of hope your smile so often brings.Like the claspig of your helping hand,like those soothing words- "I understand".Like your touch of comfort after pain,as the warmthof sunshine after rain.Like your unwavering supportthrough tears and trials,like your consels that calmall my fears.Like your words of wisdomas the rainbow in the sky,Like your ability toshare without a sigh.Like your giving...

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Reviews on my dream car

I remember the day when we were discussing our dreams. It was my turn and I said, 'I dream to own Bugatti Veyron someday!' 'Hmmmm..... whats the price?' Sir asked me. I erred and replied 'Around 14 Crore!' He stared at me with mouth wide open for some seconds and then wished me luck. But I know his 'best of luck' gonna get wasted....:) Now, what is this car all about? Any car lover would know that Bugatti Veyron is the most expensive...

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Bhanu Jayanti 2011: 'समाज यस्तै छ'

बिहानै उठी सिलिंगमा के चर्दै थिए भाईले सोध्यो मलाई'कुकुरले गु पनि नखाई कता चढेको दाई?'चड्दै चड्दै मैले भने, 'बाजेको रामायण निकाल्न चढेको'भाई गर्ज्यो म माथि 'एन्जिनीरिंग गर्दैथिस होइन? के को रामायण पदनु परेको?''तेसो नभन केटा आज त भानु जयन्ति पो' भन्दै हाम्रो बाजे कता बाट आएछन,'को हो भानु?' भनि भाई ले सोद्धाबाजे झन्डै मुर्छा परेछन!! मलाई त एकदम रिस उठी हाल्यो 'माईकल ज्याकसन चिन्छस?' भनि सोधी हाले 'Yes Bro!' भनि भाई त बुरुक बुरुक उफ्रिनु थाल्यो,...

Monday, May 30, 2011

All over again.....

When you look into my eyes and smile, I fall in love with you all over again.When you hold my hand while walking, I fall in love with you all over again.When you hug me tight, I fall in love with you all over again.When you cheer me up when I am feeling low, I fall in love with you all over again.When you exchange our coffee cups, I fall in love with you all over again.When we share the same apple, I fall in love with you all over again.When you...

Saturday, March 26, 2011

मलाई नाच्नै आएन [Malai nachnai ayena....]

ठुलो भ्रम्म मा रहेछु म, आज झसंगै भए कम्मर पटक्कै नहल्लिंदा म, छागा बाट खसे हिजो सम्म music बज्नै नहुने, खुट्टा हल्लिन्थ्यो 'मुन्नी बदनाम हुइ' मा पनि नाच्न मन लाग्थ्यो . Party मा सब भन्दा पहिला नाच्ने म नै हुन्थे Night show तिर त announcement मा पनि नाच्थे , नाच्दा नाच्दै मन मा लाग्नु थाल्यो Dance India Dance मा गएको भए मो नै जितथे . 'I am a disco dancer' भनेर छाती फुल्लायेर हिडेको आज बल्ल निस्क्यो समला ताल मा चाल नमिल्दा सरम असाध्यै...

Who am I?

I looked in the mirror trying to figure out who am I and why am I born? But all I could see was the same old face with two eyes planted on the head, a nose with again two holes, two ear and one mouth enough to make me talk all day and to feed me up to keep me alive. But why am I alive? Do I have a reason? No.....I move two step back then what I see? Full me in the mirror, I mean head to toe. What shape do I have? Is it some kind of trunk or shapeless....

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

भ्यालेनटाइन डे 2011 [Valentine Day 2011]

नआओस भनेको आई हाल्यो, गोजीको पैसा चिलाई हाल्यो Girl Friend लाई त्यसदिन भेट्नै पर्ने रे, हात समाई हिर्नै पर्ने रे . एक महिनाको gap मा बल्ल-बल्ल नुहाई ओइलाएको फूल भगवान लाई चडाई भए-भर का क्रिम-श्रीम लगाई आँगनको गुलाब पिटिक्कै चुडाई जान लागे म पनि Valentine Day मनाउनलाई . केस सेस प्ल्यात्तै पारेर, जबरदस्ती korean हुनु खोजेकै छु Zatak very very sexy हरे, हो के हऊ भनि त्यो पनि लगाएकै छु . ढक-ढक dad को ढोका ढकढकाए 'कता मरेको बिहान-बिहान ?', dad को आशिर्वाद यसरी पाए तर आशिर्वाद होइन मलाई त, Money देवताको खाँचो छ Valentine...