To,
C/o: Yamraj and Sons Corporation
Human Manufacturing Industrial Area, Heaven
Sector 12, Block 9
From,
Mistr Bhandari [Future Dad]
Earth, Spiral Galaxy
Dear son,
How is your life going on? Are you manufactured yet? I don't think you are, because you mom and I have decided to delay your departure by 6-7 years. Actually I didn't wanted to keep you waiting but you know your mom, oh sorry you don't know your mom right? Don't worry you'll come to know about it in the later years and then you'll be sorry for me. :)
I hope your eyes have already been fitted else how will you read the letter? If not then you can ask someone like Chitragupt to read it for you.
Son, people here are debating about the presence of heaven and hell. I don't think there is any way to prove it when we are alive. So, will you do a favor for the mankind? Do anyone out there have a digital camera? If yes then please click some photos and mail me. If you don't have a camera then I hope you do have an internet connection. You can order one from ebay.com. They will ship the item within a week [or month as your place is bit far].
Another thing, I know that once you come to earth, you'll feel like going back to the place where you came from. But we cannot do so. The back link of the track that brought you here will be broken forever and you have to stay here no matter what. So before you board the train that brings you here, make sure you transfer all your bank account to our place.
Son, you should be mentally prepared to see and encounter many things that you may not be habituated to seeing. And nowadays hard work is rarely appreciated in our place. Make sure that you are present there when god is writing your fate. Before signing the agreement of your fate, reread all lines properly and correct it.
Had many things to say but don't know whether this letter will reach you or not. Reply me as soon as you get the letter. And say my regards to everyone out there.
With lots of love and care.
- Your future dad
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