गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

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Sunday, November 23, 2014

For 'Candy Crush' & 'Farmville' request senders [Nepali Poem]

Title: समर्पित.... ‘Candy Crush’ र ‘Farmville’ रिक्वेस्ट पठाउनेलाई..... खेल्नु स्वास्थको लागि राम्रो भन्छन तिमी खेल, दिन रात खेलउलिक उलिक भएर उल्टी गरुँजेल खेल‘Farmville’ खेल कि ‘Candy Crush’ खेल‘Love Triangle’ खेल या ‘Throne Rush’ खेल तर.... मलाई किन कोचार्छौ अब त घाँटी सम्म आई सक्यो.... टुँप्पी रिनीनी भई सक्यो ‘Candy’ नाम सुन्दै दिक्क लाग्ने भई सक्यो न त मलाई फुर्सत नै छ न त मन नै छ हन खेल्नै परे ‘FIFA’ खेल्छु ‘PES’ खेल्छु, ‘Call of...

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Nepali Poem .Ramailo Sahar... Jhanai ramailo gaon...

शिर्षक: रमाईलो शहर.... तर झनै रमाईलो गाँऊ.... हो साथी, तिम्रो शहर रमाईलो छ साह्रै रमाईलो छजता-ततै रमझमपर्यटकको घुँइचोव्यवसायीहरुको चाँदी कटाईह्याण्डसम र ब्युटीहरुको ताँतीत्यो एम.जी.मार्ग, लाल बजार,टाइटेनिक पार्क, के के हो के के....पक्का हो साथी,तिम्रो शहर साह्रै रमाईलो छ....॥ तर त्यो रमाईलोपनमा, त्यो हुल-मुल, भीड़-भाड़मा कुन्नि किन यो मन त यो देखावटीको संसारदेखि केहि पर मेरो गाँउतिर नै हुन्छ त्यो पाखा-पखेरा, त्यो धुप्पि-घारी, त्यो घुम्ती, त्यो...

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Nepali Poem: Understanding garnu hai bhanu bajey

Title: Understanding गर्नु है भानु बाजे....!! Genre: Comedy  पोहोर साल जस्तै यो साल पनि फेरि तिम्रो Birthday आँउदैछ साहित्यको गुण-गाण गर्ने दिन नेपालि भनि गर्व गर्ने दिन आँउदैछ.... कतिले बाकसमा राखेर  कुच्चिएको, खुम्चिएको,मुसाले खाईसकेको,ठस-ठस ढ़ुड़ि गनाउनेदउरा सुरुवाल निकाली घाममा सुकाँउदैछनकतिले दराजमा एक बर्ष देखि बन्द रहेकोधमिरा लाग्दै गरेकोमाछा किराले खान थालेकोरामायण निकाली टकटकाउदैछन....बिचरा,लेउले पुरिसकेकोभानु बाजे, तिमी फेरि...

Monday, June 30, 2014

Epic Proposal....

Love is indeed a strange thing and when someone is suffering from this deadly disease they exhibit strange behaviours. This post is all about madness and stupidity of a person falling in love. My friend (un)luckily fell in love with a colleague. He wanted to propose her in a different way. Not with the common methods like sending friend request in FB and flirting on chats, or with whatsapp, or kneeling before her with a bunch of flowers.......

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Love letter that never reached the girl....

I still remember that day, the day when as usual I was 10 minutes early for the tuition. The tutor, Mr. Singh Sir was strict about punctuality so I didn't wanted to give him a chance to scold me. Not a single minute had passed after 8AM and students of the batch previous to us started coming out from his room. Singh Sir lived in a rented apartment at Soreng Bazaar, West Sikkim. His apartment was on the ground floor of the famous...

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Nepali Poem: अल द बेस्ट [All the best]

Poem Title: अल द बेस्ट..... Genre: Comedy हिँजो कान्छो खोकिले सिकिस्त, कुनै दवाईले काम गरेन, बजार गई ‘कोरेक्स’ सोधे, दोकानेले टाउको देखि खुट्टा सम्म हेर्यो, आँखा फुकाल्यो, नाक खुम्चायो, र हुँदैन भनि टार्यो…… अस्ति पनि, फुटेको बकेट टाल्न ‘डेनड्राइट’ पाईएन । तर यी दोकानेहरुलाई थाहा छैन कि क्या हो ? हिजो आज त ‘डेनड्राइट’ मात्र कहाँ हो, ‘मार्कर’ र ‘करेक्सन पेन’ पनि सुघँछ्न रे, ‘पेट्रोल’र ‘जुत्ताको पलीस’ पनि, अझै कता सुन्दा त, करेलाको जरा झनै...

Monday, March 24, 2014

Nepali Poem: एउटा छोरोको व्यथा...... [Euta choro ko byatha.....]

This is a poem written by my best buddy Prabhakar Chettri describing the emotions of a son who has so many dreams to be fulfilled, so many faces to bring happiness to. When his effort doesn't count and people judge him by the result. Poem Title: एउटा छोरोको व्यथा...... किन लाग्छ यो जिवन गाह्रो मलाई खै के गरुँ, कहाँ पो जाऊँ, कसरी मनाऊ यो मनलाई आज भोलि डर लाग्न थालेको छ आफै-आफैमा लाग्छ त्यसै मरिने पो होकि सपनाको थाकैमा, आमाको...

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Poem Title: काकी झुण्डिन् रे.....!! (Kaki jhundin re...!!)

This article is all about domestic violence and its aftermath. Poem Title: काकी झुण्डिन् रे.....!!  आज निकै खैला-बैला देख्दैछु काका-काकी को घरमा मान्छेको भिड़ पनि निकै छ तिर्पल पनि ओड़ाईएको छ, कोहि रुँदैछ्न् डाको छोड़ी कोहि सुकसुकाईरहेछ कोहि फेरि आँखा भरि आँसु बनाई एकोहोरो टोलाईरहेछ ॥ एसो सोध-खोज गर्दा, काकी खसेछ्न् रातिनै कतिबेला, पासो लगाई झुण्डिएछ्न् सधैं मिठो बोल्ने ति काकी त्यो हाँसिलो अनुहार, मानौ उनि संग दुख भन्ने केहि थिएन, तर...

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Munu's Diary!

Name? Munu. Nicknames? I hate being called with nicknames. Especially 'pussy-cat'. Doens't that sound vulgar? Age? 3 years. Owners? Amir and his family. But let me make this clear, they don't own me, I own them. Amir is very much understanding, he understands when I am hungry, when I want to play, when I want to slip under his warm blanket, and the list goes on. But I am allergic to his brother Anup, he lifts me and cuddles me when I dont...

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Saraswati Puja 2014 - A glimpse!!

Like 2013, this year too, students of Malbasey were enthusiastic about celebrating Saraswati Puja in a grand manner at Sarva Dharma Mandir (Sai Mandir), Malbasey, West Sikkim. Within a very short time, plannings were made and executed in a excellent manner. These two days had everything like fun, devotion, spirituality, team work, management and everything. As they say, 'Picture speaks more than a thousand words...' I present here a glimpse of...

Monday, January 27, 2014

Poem Title: हन को बिदेशी......?? [Hana ko Bideshi....??]

'Nepali Nepal Jaa... Bhutia Bhutan Jaa... Lepcha ko thau chaina...!!"                                - Old Settlers of Sikkim This is what the posters read on the streets of Sikkim, and it was credited to Old Settlers of Sikkim. This poem depicts my frustration and anger on reading and hearing about the same. P.S. This are my personal thoughts and I am not trying to manipulate anyone. हिँजो राति म साह्रै छ्टपटाए एता फर्के म, उता फर्के कुरा के के खेलाए मनमा झसंग-झसंग...