गल्फ्रेन्ड - Girlfriend [A funny nepali poem]

नभै हुंदै नहुने, भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने...

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

"Going Green 2013" Mass Plantation Drive

Inspired from the programme of Govt. of Sikkim, 'Sikkim Paryavaran Mahotsav', we decided to give some of our time to the nature too. We decided to do a mass plantation drive of 1 Hour under the banner of 'Sikkim Students Facebook Family' on 30th June 2013. Coming out of our comfort zone was indeed a bigger challenge. Who wants to come out of the house when you can sit in the room and relish on hot aaludam & tea? But we were stunned by...

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Love Story of Vishal....

"Abey saaley.... mar gaya kya?" I banged his door every morning at around 11 A.M. (It is still morning, isn't it?). And a faint voice from inside, "jinda hoon bey!!" This was a routine that we followed every morning.... Our flat was never silent if both of us were awake and together, always pulling each others legs and fighting! "Tujhe kisney bhej diya saale engineering karney?" "Mere sath rehkar itna toh tamiz sikh ley bey."  I never...

Monday, June 17, 2013

“ गल्फ्रेन्ड ” - Girlfriend [Nepali Poem]

Poem Title:  “ गल्फ्रेन्ड ” Genre: Comedy नभै हुंदै नहुने भए पाल्नै सारो पर्ने, कस्तो हो यो गल्फ्रेन्ड भन्ने प्राणी खर्ल्याप-खुर्लुप पारेर जाने ॥ साथी-भाई हाथ समाई हिड़ेको देख्दा, रातभरि गुन-गुन गुन-गुन गरेको सुन्दा, क्लासमा संगै टाँसिएर बसेको देख्दा, अनि संगै केंटिन धाएको देख्दा, मलाई पनि असंतुलित रहर जागेर आयो एकान्तमा च्वांक म्वाई खाएको देख्दा ॥ बल्ल-तल्ल एउटी मैले पनि छाने, जोत-जात,...

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Three years of DVSIET.....

For the last time I was there at college, looking at all the faces that I had fun with. Some I teased, some I flirted with and some I didn't even speak a word to. Last day of my college, I was waiting for my turn for my project presentation. Staring at my computer, I can see tabs of the browser holding content of some job sites, blogger and ofcourse facebook! Suddenly one of my classmate comes to me and sits on the chair by my side, the...

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Old/Modern Nepali Ukhans.....

Here is a collection of some old ukhans and a modern version of it. The meaning of the modern unkhans remains the same with some pinch of humor to it. Enjoy!! Old: Kina runchas mangaley...... afnai dhangaley. New: Kina runchas mangaley.... GF ko tension ley!! Old: Kaam payenas buhari, gundruk ma istri laga. New: Kaam payenas buhari confession-confession khel...!! Old: Jun goru ko singh chaina, teskai naam tikhey. New: Jasley bau-aama...

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Grow up sisters..... [16+]

He wont use condoms, you use pills Why? Because he wants it natural? (Do you know of ovarian cancer and infertility?) He gets you pregnant, you have aborted like 5 times. Why? Because he is not ready!. GROW UP! He is tired of natural place for copulation. He moves to your ass saying its tighter. Then you begin to leak & smell. Why? Because you want to please & not loose him... GROW UP! You have been wearing his engagement ring, for close...

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Mero Degree Holder Choro.... [Nepali Poem]

Title: मेरो Degree Holder छोरो.......Genre: व्यंग्य [Comedy] आयो छोरो आयो नाकले धुँवा फुस फुस छोरदै आयो हाथमा Marlboro चेपेर आयो आयो छोरो आयो || टाटे पांग्रे केस बनाएर जुम्राको गुड बोकेर आयो, कानमा कुन्डल र आँखामा काजल छोरि जस्तो भएर आयो || पढन भनि सहर पसेको छोरो आज धेरै पढेर आयो, भोलि को घर को सहारा बन्न छोरो घर फर्केर आयो || आहा, कति खुशी आमा हेर झनै खुशी छन् बुवा आखिर यत्रो सालको मेहनत पछि छोरो Graduate...

Oppa Gangnam Style......

Many times I had seen my brother running around our house shouting 'Gangnam Style.....' and posing like a monkey and I thought this guy seriously needs treatment. For me Gangnam Style was like 'kun chara ko naam ho?' as I had never heard of it before. One fine day, I was there on the road trying to take pictures of two dogs making out... ;) And suddenly they stuck... And I was there with a camera in hand laughing like anything over...

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

CBSE Results 2013 - Race to score 90+ percentage!

After the CBSE results were declared, all newspapers & Facebook pages started flooding with the names and photographs of the toppers followed by the 95+ percentage that they scored and the wave of congratulation messages followed. It is really great that students nowadays are giving their everything to reach the figure which in our times was a distant dream. I still wonder, how can one score 98.6%? That is still impossible for me.... In our...

Friday, May 3, 2013

School jana mana lagyo..... [Nepali Article]

Title: स्कुल जान मन लाग्यो  अचानकै पुरानो याद ताजा भई आयो फेरी मलाई स्कुल जान मन लाग्यो , फेरी सेतो शर्ट, निलो प्यान्ट कालो जुत्ता र टाई लगाई , खाता चेपि हिड्न मन लाग्यो , अचानकै फेरी मलाई स्कुल  जान मन लाग्यो || त्यै बिहानको घण्टी, साथी भाईको जमघट घचेटा घचेट र फेरी एसेम्बली , त्यै 'प्रभु तिमी' प्रार्थना र 'जन-गण' सुर मा सुर मिलाई गाउने इच्छा जाग्यो , किन हौ आज मलाई स्कुल  जान पो मन लाग्यो || छड्के...